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Pro Tip: Print the CHECKLIST for that daily dose of Dopamine.
๐งน Week 1: Decluttering and Organizing (a.k.a. Goodbye, Crap You Don’t Need)
Monday - Day 1
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Grab a box and a black trash bag—it’s time to sort Room #1: keep, donate, toss.
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Try not to get emotionally attached to your mismatched socks.
Tuesday - Day 2
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Repeat the purge with Room #2 (spare room, office, wherever hoarding went to die).
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Be brutal. If it hasn’t been used since Obama’s first term, let it go.
Wednesday - Day 3
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Attack your closet like it owes you money.
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Sort clothes/accessories by type (shirts, pants, regret purchases).
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Color-code if you're feeling extra.
Thursday - Day 4
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Finish organizing the closet.
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Store like a Pinterest pro—bins, boxes, maybe even those velvet hangers if you're fancy.
Friday - Day 5
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Paperwork Purge Pt. 1: Sort into categories (bills, important stuff, weird receipts from 2017).
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Consider fire as a method of disposal. Or a shredder.
Saturday - Day 6
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Paperwork Purge Pt. 2: File what matters, shred what doesn’t.
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Set up a "mail zone" so the kitchen counter doesn't turn into Paper Mountain again.
๐ Sunday - Day 7: DO NOTHING. Sleep. Brag about your progress to friends.
๐งฝ Week 2: Deep Cleaning Inside (Time to Discover What Color Your Baseboards Actually Are)
Monday - Day 8
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Dust like your allergies depend on it.
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Furniture, shelves, electronics, and that one lamp you've ignored since 2019.
Tuesday - Day 9
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Dust high and low: ceiling fans, light fixtures, baseboards.
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Spiderwebs are not Halloween decorations. Sorry.
Wednesday - Day 10
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Wash all windows inside AND outside (yes, the outside, too. I know. Sorry).
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Wave to your neighbors while you're at it.
Thursday - Day 11
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Vacuum and wipe down blinds or curtains.
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If your blinds have changed color, it wasn’t on purpose.
Friday - Day 12
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Deep clean the fridge and oven. Mentally prepare for The Things You'll Find.
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Microwave too. (RIP, crusty lasagna from last November.)
Saturday - Day 13
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Clean dishwasher (yes, it needs it) + coffee maker.
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Sanitize sinks and countertops while you question your life choices.
๐ Sunday - Day 14: Your only mission is relaxation. Possibly wine.
๐️ Week 3: Freshening Up the Living Space (Let’s Make It Look Like You Don’t Live in Chaos)
Monday - Day 15
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Vacuum carpets and rugs like you’re erasing every crumb of poor decision-making.
Tuesday - Day 16
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Steam clean or book a pro to do it.
Wednesday - Day 17
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Wipe down walls and doors. Yes, the walls. You’ll be amazed/disgusted.
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Start with hallways or kid zones (aka fingerprint central).
Thursday - Day 18
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Hit up the rest of the house—focus on light switches and door handles.
Friday - Day 19
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Mini catch-up day. Didn’t finish something earlier? Here’s your redemption arc.
Saturday - Day 20
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Air out the house. Open windows, light candles, blast music. Pretend you’re in a cleaning montage.
๐ Sunday - Day 21: Zero chores. Maximum lounging.
๐ง Week 4: Garage and Outdoor Spaces (Because the Spiders Deserve an Eviction Notice Too)
Monday - Day 22
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Sort through garage mayhem: tools, sporting gear, mystery boxes.
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If you find a missing Christmas gift from 2022, no you didn’t.
Tuesday - Day 23
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Install shelves or hooks for garage gear like a hyper-organized wizard.
Wednesday - Day 24
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Sweep garage floor, clean windows. Try not to inhale 3 years of dust.
Thursday - Day 25
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Clean patio furniture + cushions.
Friday - Day 26
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Power wash the deck, walkways, and probably yourself by accident.
Saturday - Day 27
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Plant something! Flowers, shrubs, good vibes.
๐ Sunday - Day 28: Final day off. Reflect. Celebrate. Maybe light incense or something.
๐ Final Two Days: Victory Lap
Monday - Day 29
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Walk through your home and admire the glow-up.
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Do small touch-ups or rearranging if you’re feeling like a Home Editor.
Tuesday - Day 30
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Donate items, take out the trash, do a final zen sweep.
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Maybe burn some sage. Maybe just toast with a margarita.
You did it! You decluttered, deep-cleaned, and semi-redecorated your life in 30 days—with your sarcasm and sanity intact. Want this as a printable checklist too?
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